In truth, the only logical reason anyone is even going to end up at this blog is because they did a web search for some item they are thinking about buying. So, if you want to, read some of my reviews and maybe they'll help you out... or not. After all, it's your money to throw away if you want.
So here's how I'll rate stuff. I'd give products a number on the suck-o-meter (suckiness increases with higher numbers). I reserve 0's for items that not only don't suck at all, but they do something else surprisingly beneficial that wasn't expected.
So 1) who the hell am I, and 2) what makes me qualified to review anything in the first place?
1) My name is Mike and I live in the burbs of Tucson, AZ. I'm a pretty average guy overall and like most of us I live a pretty average life. I'm 38 years old and have a one year old son, Cole. My wife, Janie, and I have been married for, *counts fingers*, six years. We got married in Vegas at the luxurious Tunnel of Love Chapel in case you were wondering. Hey, if it's good enough for the likes of Mr. & Mrs. Torme, it's good enough for us. I make a living as a web and graphic designer, and my wife is a Registered Nurse... she sometimes patches me up when I do something stupid to my appendages, which is nice. There's other ordinary stuff about myself that I could bore you with, but I'll leave it out for now.
2) Nothing in particular. I'm pretty much like everyone else, so actually I can probably provide more realistic reviews than pinkys-up fancy people can about everyday things. Hey, if you're looking for reviews of insanely excessive flashy stuff like a gold backpack, diamond encrusted bluetooth headset, or luxury frisbee, you are SO at the wrong place. But while you're here, send me your address so I can come shoot you in the foot, or at least drive by your mansion and shake my head in dispapproval. I'm pretty good at that.
So 1) who the hell am I, and 2) what makes me qualified to review anything in the first place?
1) My name is Mike and I live in the burbs of Tucson, AZ. I'm a pretty average guy overall and like most of us I live a pretty average life. I'm 38 years old and have a one year old son, Cole. My wife, Janie, and I have been married for, *counts fingers*, six years. We got married in Vegas at the luxurious Tunnel of Love Chapel in case you were wondering. Hey, if it's good enough for the likes of Mr. & Mrs. Torme, it's good enough for us. I make a living as a web and graphic designer, and my wife is a Registered Nurse... she sometimes patches me up when I do something stupid to my appendages, which is nice. There's other ordinary stuff about myself that I could bore you with, but I'll leave it out for now.
2) Nothing in particular. I'm pretty much like everyone else, so actually I can probably provide more realistic reviews than pinkys-up fancy people can about everyday things. Hey, if you're looking for reviews of insanely excessive flashy stuff like a gold backpack, diamond encrusted bluetooth headset, or luxury frisbee, you are SO at the wrong place. But while you're here, send me your address so I can come shoot you in the foot, or at least drive by your mansion and shake my head in dispapproval. I'm pretty good at that.
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